I found an interesting blog about some interesting facts that people have put on the resumes.  So from this list, I compiled my top 10 list on resumes.  For the complete list, please click on the link at the bottom. 

1. I am very detail-oreinted.

2. It’s best for employers that I not work with people.

3. Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.

4. I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt.

5. Please disregard the attached resume-it is terribly out of date.

6. Graduated in the top 66% of my class.

7. Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years.

8. Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory; effective management skills; and very good at math.

9. Personal: Five children. Dog: Jasper. Cat: Morris. Gerbil: Binky.

10. Reason for leaving: They stopped paying me.

http://madconomist.com/stupid-shit-people-put-on-their-resumes