From one of my favorite website, didyouknow.org, here is a selection of witty quotes and sayings that may or may not interest you.

 If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done. – Anonymous

 If you choose not to decide – you still have made a choice! – Neil Peart

 The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others. – Anonymous

 It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way. – Anonymous

 Every man is the architect of his own fortune. – Appius Claudius

 There are no rules here – we’re trying to accomplish something. – Thomas A. Edison

 Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference. – Anonymous

 True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. – Socrates

 All jobs are easy to the person who doesn’t have to do them. – Holt’s Law

 Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese proverb

 The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up. – Harold R. McAlindon

 The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts. – Paul Erlich

 The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. – Casey Stengal

 ‘Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one’s mouth and remove all doubt. - Samuel Johnson

 Necessity is the mother of invention. – Plato

 Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. – W. C. Fields